1.18.2012

new weight loss plan

Step 1. Get sinus infection. - DONE

Step 2. Try to ignore it. - WORKING ON IT

Step 3. Stop being able to chew as swelling in sinuses puts pressure on teeth.

Step 4. Start eating peanut butter.

Step 5. Get terrible surgery; take a lot of vicodin.

Step 6. Repeat ad nauseum.

Seriously, it was only like two years ago that I had this happen. WHY DO I NOT LEARN FASTER.