So, last night I watched the new episode of Revenge, and decided to live-blog it to my sister (who had already watched it several hours before). Links were added in for clarity, swears were edited for... prudity? But otherwise this is exactly how we interact.
Warning: Spoilers (and many swears) for Revenge, episode Chaos follow:
Warning: Spoilers (and many swears) for Revenge, episode Chaos follow:
redbeanbun: Oh my lord, so tired. Delivery it is.
originalbun: it's digiorno!
r: Hahahahahaha. I'm calling the bodega. They will bring me beer.
ob: New york is a different world
me: Indeed it is, and a magical one.
me: Oh my god, Revenge. OH MY GOD REVENGE.
ob: RIGHT?!
me: So f*cking awesome and it's been five seconds.
ob: did you just start it?
me: Yes!!!
ob: nice!!
me: Oh my god Tyler. Wtf
me: No idea!!!
Hahahaha
ob: i read that last week and was like NO waaaaay, you guys are so off.
but nope!
me: Hahahahaha. Oh food, get here faster
ob: hahaha
me: I ordered it all of five minutes ago
ob: OUTRAGE!!
me: I know.
I.
Know.
me: Holy sh*t, did she have a secret second gun?
Whaaaaaaat?????
ob: of COURSE she did
or Nolan made it sound like she bought a new one right away
me: She pulled that sh*t out of nowhere
ob: uh, hello
hamptons batman
me: She's a damn magician
ob: behind that boring face
BAM!
me: See, even better that she look sorta meh
ob: it's true
although i still dont' buy her body shape as a rich person
that's the one failing
those expensive clothes never look that good on her
me: Hahahahahaha, WHAT?
ob: except the white sleeveless top she wears
me: No, but they rarely look good on real people
ob: right
victoria and charlotte look more like rich people
they're all willowy and weird
me: No no, victoria looks like.she worked for her money, in her way
ob: like, HOOKIN
me: She has the look of, I know what it cost to get here, I'm not letting anything stop me, especially not something so silly as a decaying meat sack
Also that white top is maaaad cute
ob: i want it
warehouse has one that is similar
me: Is it cheap?
ob: not terribly
me: Grandpa grayson looks evil
ob: yeah he does
me: Also, what is jack's weird religion thing all of a sudden
Father rick or whatever
ob: he's a fisherman
they're dumb
me: Ugh
UGH
WHY IS GRANDPA G TRYING TO DESTROY CHARLOTTE
WHAT A DICK
WHAT
A
DICK
I hate him
He is straight up evil
Ohhhhh sh*t
ob: he's the devil
me: She IS batman
Ohhhh sh*t, amanda/emily faceoff!
ob: right?
me: Also, quite a lot of black gloves
Everyone's wearing gloves
ob: they're all expert crooks
me: Obvi
Gore Vidal is endorsing Dennis Kucinich
Thought you'd like to know
ob: it's like you're speaking lebanese
me: That is how I roll
Ugh jack is so... Ugh
ob: he's like dopey
the dwarf
me: Yeah
Awwwww
She gets her dog back!
ob: i know!
me: That would be the worst part
Going back, knowing that is your dog
ob: yeah, it'd be way sad
me: Go make little volunteer babies
ob: hahaha, that was a good line
me: F*cking love nolan
He's my hero
ob: hahaha
me: Whaaaaaaaaaaa? Is whatsisface getting a backbone?
ob: which his face?
me: Young lad grayson
me: hahahahahahha, ohhhh yes he does
God, tyler is a lunatic
ob: totes
me: Good party, though
Red is totally a great color for like all the ladies
ob: true, they all have their coloring all right for that
me: Oooooooh, victoria! What are you doing with that SEC thing!
ob: she's gonna screw him
all mean
me: Ooooooooh, emily! Where did you get that sexy holster?
me: Nice move with the hanger
So many things
ob: yeah, don't f*ck with a former child con
me: Seeeriously
This is such an action-packed episode
Hahahahahhaa
Of coooourse nolan is just chillin with his surveillance ipad
ob: right? now you know why i was freaking out
me: Oh my lord. So many things. Oh my lord.
ob: hahahaha
me: Yeah, she was bleeding
You are too slow jack
Just too damn slow
me: I'm sorry you were unable to do this at me
Damn time zones
ob: seriously
me: Oh my GOD
OH MY GOD
Wtf
ob: FINALLY
me: Wtf is happenong
Wtf
Wtf
me: oh my F*CKING GOD
Takeda?!?!??!?!
ob: yeah, i'm a little confused on that bit
me: Whaaaaaa
TYLER
Holy SH*T
ob: you didn't figure that out at the beginning of the episode?
me: I wasn't paying close enough attention
The takeda bit was emily being a revenge ninja
ob: HAMPTONS BATMAN
me: Wtf? And now it's over????
Noooooooo
Noooooooooooooo
Why did it stop
ob: because it's AWESOME
me: I wasn't ready for the end of the episode
God it's so awesome
Sososososososos
ob: i love shows
me: Hahahaha
ob: so wait
what do you think happened to amanda?
me: I think takeda may be thinking of "silencing" her
ob: he's not going to kill her
i meant with her bloody head, though
me: Something something tyler something
ob: ah yes
excellent theory
me: I spent quite a lot of energy developing it
ob: i can tell
me: Now I'm digesting
ob: nice
me: Literally, ate some food. Digesting it.
ob: literally.
me: Literally.
ob: what'd you eat
me: A burrito
Delightful
ob: oh maaaaan
i wish i had a burrito
me: It was really good.
